The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I’m in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.
I lost, so I guess I would be speaking German right now.
Factorio. I don’t know how to build machinery from scratch so I’d be pretty fucked.
Tears of the Kingdom. Not bad at all, as long as I stay in places populated by the more friendly creatures. The worst thing about being stuck there is the choice between living in Tarrey Town, Hateno, or Kakariko. I could live a pretty comfortable life growing swift carrots or fortified pumpkins.
I’d opt for Tarrey Town because I live near a place called Tarrey Town IRL and am sentimental like that, plus getting to build my own place instead of hoping I just became link and can take his and Zelda’s house in Hateno.
Maybe if my cheese obsession was a fish obsession
Alas, I’m pretty sure I don’t actually have the ability to taste the Umami side of sea food, so I’m actually incredibly averse to it.
Metro 2033… as long as I’m underground and out of harm’s way, I think I’ll be able to survive
Stardew Valley.
You know what? I’m okay with this. Sign me up, I accept.