A random girl passerby gave me a kiss on my cheek. Above average weight, dressing “suggestively”.
It was a St. Patrick’s day years ago in a village part of the city. I was walking on the sidewalk when a motorcycle comes blaring past me, it was the driver and a passenger.
The guy pops a wheelie and goes right into a metal wire (for the holiday stuff) that was hard to see.
I watched him get decapitated and the girl fall backwards on her head. She didn’t make it.
Don’t drive drunk and don’t be stupid.
Got filmed by a church official while I was changing clothes at a church work camp when I was in my mid-teens.
That was pretty creepy.
When my dad died he was at home and stayed in the living room on some kind of cooling plate. I promised my mom I would sleep with her, but while we were in bed I noticed I forgot my e-smoker in the living room, next to my dad. Just when I wanted to reach for it, de cooling device activated and I jumped out of my skin. I ran upstairs and was freaked out a bit.
Just the usual stuff.
Staying over a friend’s house and her granddad kept talking about how he looked forward to sneaking in and tickling my feet in the middle of the night. I faked stomach flu and called my mom to come get me.
Then the normal stuff that happens when a 19-year-old works service jobs:
- The middle aged man who came to visit me and lingered too long all the time.
- The middle aged man who wanted me to hold up a coffee table book so he could photograph it/me.
- The middle aged man who bought a bag of trail mix and, when I asked if he wanted a shopping bag, replied, “No, my dear, I’m going to take out the nuts and put them in my mouth and lick and suckle them until they’re moist and slippery.”
