It’s true. Badminton players will never ever get laid.
Want to play badminton? I brought a shuttlecock
Why are you fighting sexual temptation?
Stop fighting it and give already. Sexual temptation is awesome.
I was going to make a tease and denial joke, but the humor came from making very weird sexual kinks seem normal, and going into graphic detail.
The more I added to that joke, the less funny it became, and sounded more like I was heavily advocating for bondage, chastity, tickling, and nuns.
Then the whole joke just got weird. Look man, I know I Lost My Mind, but even I have limits to my crazy.
So lets all pretend I said something funny instead of…whatever this is.
Not a good idea to tell this to teenagers without also teaching them about contraceptives and protection.
have they tried graham crackers
So if I want to play less Badminton and I cannot resist the urge, I ought to have more sex. 🤔
