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alas, many of us will never reach goose-farm level success

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Yeah that sounds way more enjoyable, but first you need the 250k and up salary that a principal engineer at MS makes for 20 years, then you have plenty of equity to focus on whatever your hobby is

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Average 350k according to levels.fyi.

I was expecting higher for principal tbh

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I think MS like other big tech companies has started to run out of “senior” positions without paying more so many people just end up as “senior” principal engineers which is basically “this is as far as you can go if you don’t want to get involved in management”

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Jokes on programming. Hated life before being forced into it…

Edit: it meaning programming. This isn’t supposed to be that edgy.

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Just try being uneducated and working in a dead end factory job while having hated life all your life anyway!

Much fun! -46/10 would never recommend!

I wish I was forced into programming… I tried on my own and just don’t have the mind for it, I find it incredibly boring. All my friends are in the field and all work from home wherever the hell they want to live. I’m stuck in a VHCOL area with shit income and 0 potential to increase it :(

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Yeah well I was „forced“ into it by an injury and one my parents working at the university. I never finished my degree so in that sense I’m also uneducated.

I didn’t have the mind for Uni stuff either esp. the maths stuff. There are so many areas. I just liked doing webdev stuff in my freetime and that landed me a few jobs.

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86 points

This isn’t a shit post, its the truth

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21 points

You ever been around geese? Those terrible shits take shits everywhere, all the time. Loud, nasty birds.

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Currently have 26 ducks and one goose on my farm so I get it.

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16 points

You ever been around Microsoft management? It’s an improvement.

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Wtf does a goose farmer even produce

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geese

its the last layer for my gooturducken

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5 points

Maybe they’re raising an army of nature’s angriest animal.

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4 points

Peak performance. I love them.

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Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they’ll be able to reprogram geese.

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Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they will stop these fucking constant imbecylic unnecessary updates.

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78 points

Our previous CTO left by saying “I have enough money now. Peace out!”

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We need more of those people, people who find contentment in their wealth instead of endlessly pursuing more wealth.

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76 points

I feel like the progression of my “Programming shelf” says a lot about my career trajectory as well.

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The programmer to homesteader pipeline is real.

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Just know that complete self sufficiency is a pipe dream, whereas community sufficiency is much more achievable

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I wholeheartedly agree, I’ve been going down the pipeline myself and this has been my approach. Recently I’ve been working with family and neighbors to get a community garden going.

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19 points

You read some Thoreau and immediately wanted to leave society behind lol, I see you took his lessons to heart.

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The other pivot point is The Pragmatic Programmer, which is totally understandable.

That book does a good job of grounding the reader through examples and parables from everywhere else but IT. By the end, you realize that good software engineering makes the best of general problem-solving skills, rather than some magical skillset peculiar to computing. You wind up reaching a place where you can begin to solve nearly any problem through use of the same principles. So @codex here, perhaps effortlessly, went on to management instead.

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What are those books on Doom and Wolfenstein? Is it the game development black book by sanglard? That’s the book I found with a bit of searching

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Yes, those are the Game Engine Black Books (Doom|Wolfenstein) by Fabien Sanglard. Highly recommended for anyone interested in games, programming, and history. They are amazing time capsules of those games and the development environments that produced them. I think/hope he’s working on GEBB: Quake and I’m so excited for him to eventually release it!

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I’m gonna have to snag that doom book. I love low level programming and I’ve heard a lot about how hacky game dev used to be and that just excites me

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7 points

Yeah… But right to left or left to right… Lol.

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This looks uncannily like my shelf, I’m trying to buy land now for my permaculture forest 😭

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5 points

I love ‘DEBT’ lurking on the bottom there.

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Judging by The Dawn of Everything sitting next to it, I’d guess that book is Debt: The First 5000 years by David Graeber!

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Thanks for reminding me about Art of Shen Ku. Friend had a copy years and years ago and from time to time I would remember reading parts but could never remember the title. Cheers!

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