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"YOU. THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW."(startrek.website)

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chillbo_baggins [he/him]@hexbear.net
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GLORY TO YOUR HOME SECURITY

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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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GLORY TO YOU… AND YOUR HOUSE SECURITY SYSTEM

come on man it was right there lol

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OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org
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Sounds like a pretty shit security feature. I wonder if it would keep the door open if I were to print a photo of the owner and wear it like a mask.

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pipes@sh.itjust.works
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Or lock me out when I just had an accident in the yard

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Chuymatt@beehaw.org
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Dishonor on your AI!

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Noxy@yiffit.net
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Couldn’t you just, y’know…fucking lock the door when you leave the house?

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TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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When carrying your keys with you is somehow a hard thing to do.

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Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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Today I learned that for some people taking a pill is a hard thing to do, so I’m not going to be surprised by anything at this point

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UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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