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Big year!(lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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RBG@discuss.tchncs.de
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Oh man, I only saw the community name this is posted in after reading this 3 times. I feel relieved.

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jonne@infosec.pub
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Yeah, is this AI generated or something? Wtf does this mean?

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Klear@lemmy.world
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I just assumed I’m out of touch.

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jonne@infosec.pub
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Yeah, sometimes it’s hard to tell which of those is happening at any time.

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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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Jenna Ortega said that Taylor Swift “had a big year” (presumably sarcastically) after hearing that the previous story- in which a show was nearly delayed by a cardigan accident- was in fact, false.

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ekZepp@lemmy.world
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Oh God it’s not me!!!..

… better call off the ambulance now.

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rozwud@beehaw.org
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Same! I really thought there was something wrong with my brain for a minute there.

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GBU_28@lemm.ee
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Please explain dear God

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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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Jimmy Fallon is a lying loser

Cute celebrity offers unrelated commentary on TayTay

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GBU_28@lemm.ee
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Jacket?

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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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I mean if you want to I won’t stop you but it seems a little excessive

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apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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Translation, I believe:

Jenna Ortega said of Taylor Swift “Taylor’s had a big year” after Jenna accurately identified that Jimmy Fallon lied about an anecdote (that he made up).

The anecdote was that his cardigan had become stuck to her Lover bodysuit almost causing a delay before a “The Eras Tour” show in London in June.

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Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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I’m just tripping up on the line

her Lover bodysuit

What the hell does that mean?

Shouldn’t it be “her lover’s bodysuit” except that doesn’t make sense.

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apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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She had an album called Lover and this bodysuit is what she wears when she performs that part of the show.

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PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyzM
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THIS is the purpose of this community

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dastechniker@lemmy.world
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I understood it first try, am I going to live?

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niktemadur@lemmy.world
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You… are the greatest guitar player I have ever seen.

Signed,
The Make-A-Wish Foundation
“Bringing joy to the world, one terminally-ill patient at a time.”

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