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I fully expect a cop here might arrest you over that.

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Civil Asset Forfeiture is one hell of a drug.

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They would totally steal my hundreds of pounds of loose peanut butter.

But I was thinking more along the lines of how the police have no legal requirements to know the law or what doesn’t violate it.

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police have no legal requirements to know the law or what doesn’t violate it

Broadly speaking, that’s true. Narrowly speaking, their job isn’t to adjudicate your behavior, just to identify and report certain behaviors that might be criminal. Prosecutors are supposed to know the law and determine whether an actual violation has taken place, then press charges or drop them, accordingly.

But because going through the legal process is expensive - both in terms of time and monetary cost - any interaction with the police that results in an alleged offense sets an enormous burden on the accused. And because our legal system is heavily privatized, police bias can result in huge economic tolls put on people who “look suspicious”.

This is why its so hard to get good fresh peanutbutter in America, today.

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5 points

Time to civil asset forfeit DEEZ (pea)NUTS

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4 points

Second person next to a second car filled with milky chocolate: But hitting me was a crime.

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Is this peanut butter in little jars, big jars, bags, or just shoveled in like one giant trunk tub of creamy peanut butter?

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Plastic shopping bags, untied

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Oh so like how you stock up on gas when there’s a shortage.

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64 points

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I miss azumanga

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I’m sorry, but this to me is same type of humor as those rage comics

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