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every time you wash your hands, you murder billions of innocent tiny organism who are just tryna live life

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Should’ve picked a different host lol

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15 points

This same advice is true for the JavaScript situation as well sometimes

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I make only static sites and avoid having any overhead. Just Eleventy for building and some minimal vanilla JS where needed.

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You’ll never make it as a big time web dev.

Probably not /s, sadly. It’s they that are wrong, not you.

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Ha, it was never my ambition.

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Nah man, I minify it so it’s one line…

wait how many files am I loading again? wait, 6000? nuts.

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I would never do such a thing.

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