I dont remember the age, but it was before Kindergarten, thought men came into the house at night to load the next days shows into the TV.
I thought black and what television was black and white because history happened in black and white. I suppose that means life in colour happened after the invention of colour tv
Tangentially related⦠The creation of the blue LED was so revolutionary, and took so much effort and science to make, that the guy who discovered how to make blue LEDs got a nobel prize.
I used to think Parkinsonβs disease was named after TV chat show host Michael Parkinson.
I know you were probably just confusing it with Lou Gehrigβs disease, but this absolutely cracked me up.
I think it was just because Michael Parkinson was a prominent figure in the UK when I was a kid in the early 2000s, and Muhammad Ali was also the most prominent figure who had Parkinsonβs disease.
And seeing as Michael Parkinson conducted some famous interviews with Ali in the 70s and 80s, I assumed he must have caught Parkinsonβs from him. π
I thought CEOs worked super hard
There was a coca cola plant in my hometown. When we were kids, my dad used to tell us that the huge water tanks that were painted as coke and sprite cans actually contained soda and I always imagined diving in them. Obviously he was just fucking with us, but I actually believed it for a while.
I thought cats were female and dogs were male. Can you tell I didnβt have pets growing up?
I know a disturbingly high number of adults over 40 that refer to every dog as he/him and every cat as she/her no matter how many thousands of times they are corrected on it.