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I’ll take two burgers, two fries and one big coke.

No wait, cancel one fries and add another big coke.

No wait…

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I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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The large soda is always a Diet Coke. Working in fast food, I learned the “add mayo, add bacon, extra cheese, no lettuce, no tomato” crowd always complements their order with a huge diet cola.

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Kill them all.

Start with… that one

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Ding-dong! It’s the Americans. Open the country; stop having it be closed.

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always nice seeing a fellow Bill Wurtz fan

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Samantha knew what she had to do, when her new Ring doorbell began to send her the MKUltra activation code.

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5G corona virus mind control

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