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What is the opposite of a cat, then?

If your answer is, “it doesn’t have one,” then I nominate dog.

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I’d say mouse as there are many manic cat mouse duos like Itchy and Scratchy

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That’s a foil, not an opposite

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Your face is a foil.

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The opposite of cat is >

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5 points

The opposite of cat is cat.

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The opposite of a cat is dark energy.

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Schrodinger’s anti-matter cat. Put it in a box with regular cat. You won’t know if they annihilate each other until you open the box.

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2 points

WTF if that box made of

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11 points

!cat

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5 points

Whats

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8 points

Up

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7 points

Dog

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“What is up, dog?”

Side note: the opposite of cat isn’t actually dog. The opposite of cat is goldfish. A goldfish loves water, is not fluffy, doesn’t exterminate every bird for sport, will never knock your favorite coffee mug off your desk, not bipolar, and I’m not allergic to them.

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The opposite of a cat is the absence of a cat ☝️

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The opposite of cat is antimatter cat. When they come together, you have an explosion 18,000 times larger than Nagasaki.

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11 points

It’s catastrophic.

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10 points

What’s up, no cat?

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The absence of a cat implies nothing is there. So the opposite of a cat is nothing (specifically nothing where a cat should have been).

So, another acceptable answer would be “what is up? Nothing.”

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The absence of a cat implies the absence of a cat. There could be a dog instead or a Gasplanet which has a species of conscious whales wearing silly hats rolling in the mud to communicate the need for a fruity beverage. It could be anything, it could be nothing. It is not possible, from the given facts, to come to any concrete conclusion besides that a cat, is in fact, absent.

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The opposite of down is not down then, noted

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2 points

The opposite of down is up. What are you talking about?

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Shroedinger’s Updawg.

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Depending on circumstances and how much you have pissed off said goldfish it could potentially knock your coffee mug over.

If it does you should feel ashamed of yourself though

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There are several domestic cat breeds known for loving water; one is the Bengal.

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will never knock your favorite coffee mug off your desk,

I once shared a house with someone who had a fish that would thrash around in its tank so violently it would knock things off the cabinet it was on and get water all over the floor (I had no involvement in the care of the fish, but I think its tank was too small).

Not a goldfish, but still…

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How do you know you’re not allergic? Have you ever rubbed one over your most delicate parts?

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Not to your knowledge

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What would be the opposite of any mammal? A carrot? A brick? A slime mold?

Does everything actually have an “opposite”?

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If we’re following bizzaro world logic, the opposite of anything is the version that’s stupid, or if you’re stupid, then smart.

I imagine bizarro me is teaching physics in a prestigious university.

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Humans (like most living things) like to put things in boxes to make navigating their environment simpler. Temperatures aren’t really opposites because they’re on a continuum, but we talk about hot and cold as opposites to bring order to environmental navigation. The same with presence and absence of light and bright/dark. So, extending this logic, the opposite of cat is the absence of cat, but that doesn’t really make sense. If you cut a cat in half, are you halfway on a continuum from cat to the opposite of cat? If the cat is whole but has died, is it cat, opposite of cat, something else entirely? I have no idea, and no one else really does either. Brains are weird.

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Sounds like the Schrodinger’s cat theory!

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Apart from involving cats, it really doesn’t.

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I’d say everything has several opposites, each in a different aspect.

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Does it have to be one word for both or is it two questions

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