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Francis Scott Key Estate Sends Cease-And-Desist To Trump For Playing ‘Star-Spangled Banner’ At Rally(theonion.com)

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rustyfish@lemmy.world
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Would you look at that! I ate the onion!

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lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Damn it, I did too. Reality is once again converging on parody.

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NJSpradlin@lemmy.world
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For half a second I freaked out, then saw the community. Ooof, this one damn near got me with the realism.

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bizarroland@fedia.io
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I was about to go in for a nibble and then my brain was like, “it should be public domain by now.”

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Poach@lemmy.world
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I didn’t know, Disney could have changed the copyright law again.

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TurtlePower@lemm.ee
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Bro, me, too. Face-first like it was booty.

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Rhaedas@fedia.io
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After all, it wasn’t a song for the Confederates.

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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A genuine laugh in the morning. I really wish it were true.

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Anissem@lemmy.ml
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Soon Jesus is going to send a cease and desists

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mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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I wish this was less plausible.

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