276 points

As an American, I know for certain it’s not America. I feel no need to continue this game.

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🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.

🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕

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80 points

is there oil?

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I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * “the comie” side :0

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40 points

eagle screeches ominously in the distance

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We’re off that. We’re already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we’ll fight China for it.

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14 points

No oil? No tacos? No point…

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I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.

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try scanning an obese person, curious what it’d say

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I THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!

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Don’t catch you slippin’ now

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5 points

Look what I’m whippin now!

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177 points

I think it’s the clitoris?

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No, that would be outside the straight of Gibraltar. This is the nation of G Spot.

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I’m pretty sure it’s actually The Republic of Prostate

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It’s called The Human Prostate Republic! Read a book or something!

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Ha easy! That’s Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.

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I still fucking remember its goddamn anthem for no fucking reason. Can’t even remember the last time I watched it, but it must be at least 18 years or so.

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Read this comment with the SO over my shoulder and we both go in unison 🎵GEEEEENOOOOOVIAAAAAAA 🎵😂😭😂😭

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It’s too similar to the Canadian anthem. Every time that plays my brain goes

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Hail hail Genovia! A land I didn’t maaake up!

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3 points

The princess is Mia Thermopolis

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Famous for their pears

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Maybe this is this Yugoslavia I’ve been hearing about. I can never find it on the map.

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Yugothesenuts got em

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Yougoslobmynuts HA

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I’ll give you a nickel if you say it out loud.

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U.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up

https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/

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That is a very old article, i had no idea the onion had existed that long.

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The fact that blew my mind is, they were a print publication long before they were online.

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They’re starting to print them again I think

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I use to get the actual newspaper in the early 2000s, I miss those days

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U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa

https://youtu.be/3q_iqrvnC_4?si=pKVlZMtBomCjYqUf

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Few have talked about the Irafi miracle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjKE1axJ0TU

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