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She isn’t going to order her own meatballs and is going to pick off his plate. He wanted to make sure he got to eat his fill before sharing.

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That’s a good theory.

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I’ve literally done exactly this

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18 points

Found the meatballs guy

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Well, with my fiancée it’s diet coke

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He knows his wife likes the meatballs, but isn’t going to order her own, so he eats two, claims he’s stuffed, and let’s her have the last one.

He actually is stuffed, because the ones she saw him eat were actually numbers 7 & 8 and she’s happy because she gets a meatball without ordering extra food.

So wholesome!

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18 points

Joey doesn’t share food!

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2 points

What happened to communicating with your partner

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8 points

This is non verbal communication.

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You’re not married, are you? Eating something off your plate is communication.

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6 yr relationship, never planned to marry, in case it matters. The lack of communication I was talking about was him eating ahead of time in secret rather than telling his wife that sharing would mean that they’d need more food in order for him to have enough.

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Probably he’s on a diet and his wife won’t let him eat more than 1 order of meatballs.

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WHAT WAS HE HIDING

That he wanted six extra meatballs?

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Maybe it’s a trick question.

Like maybe he was hiding a corpse in the trunk of his car, which he murdered by slitting their throat with Occam’s razor.

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Imagine all the time this guy saves by typing like he’s doing it with his fucking face

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It’s sorta greentext-like

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He’s an amateur, he typed out “ate” instead of using “8”!

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That’s a bingo!

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But what is he hiding?

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Bro wants to eat his own meatballs

Wife wants to eat his meatballs, and not ask for her own

Bro gets early, gets his own meatballs.

Wife gets to restaurant, sees new meatballs

She starts picking on husband meatballs

Bro shares

Wife happy

Everyone happy

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This is probably the most charitable interpretation of this scenario. Good for you.

I figured his wife put him on a diet and he was having none (or three times) of it.

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