258 points

The weird thing is, they don’t actually sell the jars anymore. “Ball jars” are not made by the ball jar corporation after their antitrust lawsuits for being a fucking jar monopoly. So they sold the “ball jar” rights and now only do aluminum cans for food packaging and high end satellites and satellite launch systems.

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now only do aluminum cans for :

  • food packaging
  • high end satellites
  • satellite launch systems.

I find this interpretation funny

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Aluminum cylinders only.

Not aluminum? Not interested. Not a cylinder? Not a chance.

Squared off glass cylinder? Legally prohibited.

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Transparent aluminum? Believe it or not, jail.

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49 points

Most advanced cans in the airspace industry

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39 points

Well they don’t produce can’ts

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11 points

those 🕘 sweet 🕞sweet🕞 cans🕓

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9 points

No monopoly lawsuits in space

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57 points

They don’t even do aerospace anymore. Ball Aerospace & Technologies was bought by BAE Systems earlier this year.

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50 points

Well then what would you say you do here

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Let me tell you. bob.

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BAE caught them slipping, huh?

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On December 11, 1939, the U.S. Government sued the Ball Brothers, the Hazel-Atlas Glass Co., and the Owens-Illinois Glass Co. under monopoly charges based on the Hartford-Empire and Owens licensing agreements. The plaintiff claimed that small producers were being frozen out of business or prohibited from entering manufacture by the nature of the licenses. Almost a decade later, in 1947, the justices rendered a final verdict. The court prohibited the Ball Brothers from purchasing or otherwise controlling any other businesses engaged in the same manufacturing processes – in other words, the small jar producers. In addition, Ball had to divest itself of the Three Rivers Glass Co. (already closed for almost a decade) that Ball had acquired in 1936. Ball sold the property

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oh thats good to know. i’ve got a few satellites lying around that i’ve been meaning to launch

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They really had that industry….by the Balls.

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Maybe at a lemon party.

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I wasn’t aware of the jar monopoly situation. Maybe my old Balls will become collectible someday.

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6 points

Came here to say this.

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why is the government beefing with mason jar companies and not multi-billionaires

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So, at the time (1930) ball jar actually would have qualified as big business in the sense that you mean.
Home canning was very popular and they consistently bought out smaller companies.
Since they were privately owned, it’s tricky to find specifics about value, but they were “found a university”, “own a company town or two”, “chairman of the federal reserve” levels of rich.

So actually a pretty good use of government.

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they’re literally this

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Let’s not forget the Samsung Galaxy Autonomous Sentry Gun that autonomously shoots people based on thermal imaging.

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And it fired the whole bullet casing and all.

“That’s 65% more bullet per bullet.”

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Did they seriously use the same brand they use for phones?!

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3 points

I hear they call the explosive rounds notes.

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21 points

Let’s not forget Hitachi

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There’s also Delecta Ltd, which is an Australian sex toy maker and a mining company.

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Me: I need some tires.

Michelin: No problem, anything else?

Me: I don’t suppose you know where I can get a list of the best restaurants in the world?

Michelin: You’re not gonna believe this.

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The whole point of the Michelin guides were originally to entice people to drive more to visit hotels and restaurants and such, thus leading to more tire wear which would lead to more tire sales, and eventually more money for Michelin.

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I like that the Guinness Book of World Records was created because the manager of Guinness Breweries wanted to stop arguments in pubs (and keep people drinking).

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The Guinness Book of World Records is in the Guinness Book of World Records itself, for being the book most stolen from libraries.

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They have been playing us all along

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That’s almost as good as Aperture Science selling shower curtains and multidimensional portal devices.

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Well, I don’t think they ever actually sold any of the portal guns…

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Is that because nobody would buy them or because Aperture fell to ruin before they could put it on the market? 🤔

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12 points

They were too expensive! The Device was more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].

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21 points

BIC sells ball point pens, lighters, razor blades, and surfboards.

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4 points

Had no idea about the surf boards, goofy AF.

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10 points

They do what they must because they can.

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They wanted to sell the multidimensional portal device as a shower curtain.

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Raspberry!

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The radar seems to be jammed

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