I was sitting out front today, and neighbor1 came up and was excited to tell me neighbor2 got an eviction notice on her door. She was smugly happy to tell me all about it, because she hates neighbor2 because she doesn’t cut her grass enough and doesn’t socialize (literally, that’s it).

I wasn’t picking up on the energy at first and I reacted just being like “how awful, I hope she’s ok.” Neighbor2 is a working mom with a daughter, but neighbor1 is like “I don’t know how you could fall behind on rent.”

Anyways, neighbor1 eventually shifted her energy when she saw I wasn’t matching it. But it’s weird she even thought I might.

It’s just so fucked, because it’s not a rich neighborhood, and all of us have probably gotten an eviction notice before. I guess I’m just venting. Really feeling the cruelty in the world lately.

54 points

I’ve seen people get excited about violent neighbors getting evicted, and I can imagine its regretfully common for drug addicts too.

But just over not mowing your lawn is maximum Karen energy. Dangerous levels of Karen Particles.

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Karen Particles are just Hitler Particles re-branded.

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It’s just so fucked, because it’s not a rich neighborhood, and all of us have probably gotten an eviction notice before.

Precisely. It’s a mental comfort thing: “She doesn’t keep her lawn tidy, she’s not a social butterfly, she’s not being a good neighbor unlike me, that’s why she’s being evicted.” She’s created a ruleset in her head for reasons people get evicted, and none of those rules apply to her.

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‘it won’t happen to me’ seconds B4

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Burgerland is just a big crab-bucket if you think about it

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cut grass

Lawn havers are not it for sure

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Had a friend who tried to let her grass grow out for may and some dipshit reported her to the town and was given a notice to cut her lawn. Real snitch behavior.

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imagine being such a shallow person that you take pleasure in another human losing their place to sleep at night safely, because they dont talk to you in the quantity you find sufficient to please your ego.

I hope neighbor1 steps in fresh dog doo barefoot.

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I’ve almost always had a dog and enjoy being barefoot. It’s not that bad, but definitely unpleasant. The revulsion is temporary after a through cleaning with the strongest soap you’ve got.

I can recall the sensation perfectly upon reading your comment. The other wolf is coping.

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