I deemed this image important enough to post an break my lurking streak. How we all doing?

68 points

None of these words are in the bible

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None of these words are in the dictionary, either, goddamn. What the fuck is this post even saying?

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35 points

I love that “Skibbidy Ohio Rizz” is being portrayed as Gen Alpha slang, but the only people I see using it are parents mocking their children who respond with “what the fuck mom”

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as far as i understand, skibbidy rizz is a compliment, ohio rizz is an insult. skibbidi ohio rizz is to kids what say “fascist communism” is to us, if i understand correctly

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23 points

I skibbied too close to the toilet and melted the wax ring. Now I have to go to home depot

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15 points

It’s rap beef between white children.

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49 points

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2 points

flippin a grunt right now

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40 points

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38 points

parents paying for their kid to have a professionally produced music video should be considered child abuse. at least let the kid have the experience of making the video themselves.

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Like all of those ARK Music Factory things

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuJ5y5f4l4s

its also going to great effort to sexualise a child, special commendation to the middle american nuclear family, well done

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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Kid looks so uncomfortable trying to project confidence.

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19 points

my read on the video is that none of this was his idea

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