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Are you dating a spreadsheet?

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They seem to excel at it.

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Gotta remain positive and see the glass half full, or January 2nd depending on the cell format.

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She’s so perfect. Literally not a single flaw. She’s a 1.

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He’s got all access to that one

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Word.

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If your mind goes to “spreadsheet” instead of “calendar,” that says more about your… proclivities… than it does his!

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It’s really more of a DataFrame I’ve mismanaged. Which might be why I’m struggling to handle my relationships.

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Maybe it’s time to upgrade to a relational database.

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I don’t think I’m ready for that. In fact, I think I’m just going back to individual delimited text files to store every record separately using a custom encoding I made up.

I’ll add arbitrary folders to split them up based on inconsistent logic and never make backups.

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152 points

Now that’s quality showerthinking

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This is what it’s all about right here.

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First post here that kind of fucked me up for a moment.

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this hit me like a mental flashbang. your wisdom is beyond all of us

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Yes, and if we’re playing my connect 4 rules, you can also aim for a Monday - Tuesday - Wednesday - Thursday diagonal.

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You can also go 3D. January 8, February 5, March 4, April 8 would be 4 in a stack.

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thank goodness i can see time in 3d now. this wont end badly.

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Seeing time in 3D, mayhaps like a Time Cube?

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That’s the third dimension of time. You playing 6D chess over here

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If you include multiple years, you can add one more dimension.

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What if we add a 4th dimension with years?

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Sure. That would be 4 days in a… well stack is already taken, so what do we call that?

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That’s only moving in the third dimension without moving in any other.

If you have movement in all 3 dimensions, you get January 1, February 6, March 13, April 25.

Thats diagonally and stacked.

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Diagonal for the win!

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