133 points

I… Kind of think it’s neat

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Well that makes it easier to wash her hair in the sink I guess.

But also, hear me out, what if instead of that plastic thing she had a quick release hook, so she could use the tail (and the hook) for self defence? Hell, make the tail of braided leather and you got a cool whip for impromptu BSDM session!

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59 points

Shit if your gonna do all that, might as well just hang a glock from it

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32 points

True patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔫🔫

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3 points

You’re just winging it

While I’m slinging it

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11 points

Sounds like somebody needs to be punished 😏

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10 points

What if instead of a quick release hook there was a rubber o-ring on her head hair and a buttplug-shaped object on the ponytail.

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16 points

From plug-and-play ponytail to plug-and-play pony tail in one step.

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6 points

i noticed that they do sell buttplug ponytails at renaissance fairs.

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5 points

wat

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2 points

this makes a weird amount of sense ngl

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1 point

Who’s to say it’s not a quick release?

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1 point

The fact that there’s no way to open those. The only way to remove them is to untie them from the hair on the head, and I doubt that a good yank it’s a) enough (without ripping out hair!) and b) advisable

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They could hide a latch in the part hidden by the hair. Would be trivial.

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77 points

I don’t know why it bothers me that it’s “dead” hair, because effectively nothing has changed. It’s like a pseudo wig that isn’t trying to hide anything, which is super cool

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38 points

The moment your hair cells leave the pores on the skin of your head, they die. Thud all hair is dead.

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The moment your hair cells leave the pores on the skin of your head

Even before that. You pull a hair out, and if that specific hair follicle was still growing you should see a teeny-tiny bulb at the very end. That bulb can be up to a mm beneath the skin. The widest part of that bulb is where the hair cells begin dying and drying out. By the time it shrinks down to the width of the rest of the hair (and long before it emerges from the pore), all the cells in that section are dead. Only the base of the bulb has living, growing hair cells.

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6 points

Wait, I thought hair was made of keratin like nails. It’s made of cells?

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4 points

Gross!!!

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17 points

Guys, should we tell him about skin?

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14 points

Hairs are never “alive” in the first place. The follicle is.

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8 points

That’s why they used the quotes and said that nothing effectively changed.

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63 points

Wireless hair

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42 points

That’s pretty neat

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