We should just be talking about the benefits of bananas, they are a great source of potassium!
From now on, we at /c/vegan will promote a strictly banana-based diet in humans. Fruitarians will be tolerated, but only to the extent that they take steps toward removing other fruits from their diet and becoming bananatarian. /s
Hey, listen here, we don’t allow this kind of dangerous, abusive advice on this platform, and I’ve reported this comment. A cat is an obligate beanitarian, and by feeding it a diet of bananas, you’re slowly killing it, despite claiming to care about the wellbeing of animals and non-banana plants. If you have an ethical problem with beans, don’t own a cat; it’s that simple.
meanwhile in the dog food discussions:
- My dog likes bell pepers
- My dog only eats raw racoon meet
- my dog eats poop
Dogs, the easiest species to feed
Edit: they will.also eat all the crumbs and spills from the floor saving time on cleaning
Dogs, the easiest species to feed
That would be pigs but some dogs are actually quite close to that.
Yup, I heard you got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
My dog knows the command “help”, which means “oh no I spilled some food on the floor come clean it up”
This could spectacularly backfire if you ever fall down and can’t get up.
I just feed my cats the same beans I feed the children locked in the basement. They both survive just fine with the right supplements.
Don’t even joke about that. Cats are obligate carnivores, they can’t survive on beans. If you must, let them eat the children.
I keep seeing that “people are talking about beans”, but I don’t actually see people TALKING about beans. I’m convinced that the joke is, that nobody actually talks about beans. Just talks about how other people are talking about beans…which they aren’t. That’s somehow the joke.
hohoho… My friend you have fallen into the trap. By me responding to this comment about how nobody is actually discussing beans, we are now engaged in a discussion about beans!
Thus furthers our plot of packing bean related content into the algorithm. This is the only way to save our timeline from Skynet!
I talk about bean. I love to eat bean, I love to cook it. They are healthy, every inexpensive. If buy can, you can cook very easily but you can do many complicated dish with it. It delicious with meat and without meat and that is the common ground on any cooking community on Lemmy, being vegan or not.
I want in on these cat food arguments
Easy. Come up with some insane pet feeding scenario, and then assume you saw someone on YouTube vouch for it. Enter discourse. Ensure to present your theory by first saying “I don’t know what a cat actually is, but…”. Then slowly slide your audience into your scenario about how people in Florida have kept alligators alive by feeding them rotten boat parts with just the right algae and moss on it.
Studies say that cats can survive just fine if you paralyze them and they inject them with nutrients fluid. Super convenient tbh.
Ok let me set the ball rolling: Do you think cats should be fed vegan only diet?
I’m not a vegan but I do wonder if given the correct supplements would it really be so bad?
All jokes aside, the consensus seems to be it can be done, but would require regular visits to the vet and testing the cat’s urine etc, and even then this would be very experimental.
Realistically, the answer is no.
