It’s a simple plan…

124 points

As a grown ass man, if that was the peak of my problems I think I’d be feeling pretty great right now.

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46 points

Its probably not the peak of their problems.

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5 points

Whas is then? That they are clearly not the sigma?

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6 points

The peak of their problems is the impending fall of international society into fascism and ecological collapse

But they’re not old enough to be expected to worry about that yet.

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1 point

“HOW TO GET SPIDER OUT OF PENIZ”

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33 points

Congratulations on your road to becoming an ass man.

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9 points

I think deep down, ive always been an ass man.

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3 points

What did I tell you Jerry?? He’s the ASS MAN.

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2 points

How deep?

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11 points

I feel this way; we get ‘growing pains’ so we can grow.

Scrapped knees from learning to ride a bike let me learn to deal with greater pains later on.

Right now, this is the biggest problem these kids have faced

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10 points

Grown ass-man hehe

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Relavent xkcd: https://xkcd.com/37/

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The funny thing is that most people in the Western worlds would say the same thing you are hear, while there are probably billions of people who see their problems and would say that they were be feeling pretty great right now if they had them.

We look at things like this as way “stupid kid with a narrow view” and don’t ask ourselves “man, how narrow is my own view and what an I missing about my own blessings?”

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118 points

Tbf that does sound like some bs

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See, back in MY day, that kid would get his ass kicked. And the teacher would look the other way.

Nowadays EVERYBODY in a fight gets suspended. Context doesn’t matter.

Sorry whatever gen is after Z. Your generation is going to be full of assholes who all think they’re right, but 97% of them won’t be. It’s been a growing problem for 40 years ago. But at least you USED to punch the trouble makers in the mouth. Then they knew in the future to shut the fuck up.

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58 points

Is this a pasta or are you just a sociopath that wore a trenchcoat in school? It’s hard to tell these days.

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That’s just how it was in the 80s/90s. And it wasn’t like I’m saying I and I alone was dealing out justice to all those that pissed me off. I’m saying the reason teachers do this is SPECIFICALLY because of what I’m saying. The one kid does this annoying shit, and the whole classroom sends him home a bloody mess. And when he goes to complain to his mom, and his mom asks “What’d you do?” and he tells her, she punches him in the mouth and tells him to stop being a little shit at school, and the kids will stop beating his ass.

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To be fair in my experience it was the troublemakers assaulting me. Children were not a righteous social police force that punished and rewarded specific behaviors.

I feel like if you were the one “punching trouble makers in the mouth” you were probably also an asshole and it’s nice that you justify it to yourself this way I guess

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In 1993-4 (8th grade) a jackass picked a fight with me once and tried to jump me while I was facing into my locker.

I heard him and turned around to cover my face but had a pencil in my hand and ended up stabbing him in the eyebrow (luckily for us all, really).

There was a teacher watching the whole thing, or else I would probably have been suspended with him. I spent an hour in the vice principal’s office and then went back to class. That bully never fucked with my again, but I’m not sure how it worked out for him in the long run.

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I’m 30 and majority of my friend group says Sigma, skibidi, rizz on a daily basis. Tiktok memes are getting everyone I can’t even laugh at these kids anymore because my friends are just as cringe but without the excuse of being 13.

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62 points

Hi 30, I’m dad

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If you make a joke like that, it’s considered lighthearted and funny.

If you would have said:

Hi 30, I’m daddy

Suddenly it’s creepy and weird.

Language is funny.

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3 points

It’s still lighthearted and funny, just with a little something special~

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43 points

Your friends sound awful.

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4 points

They are.

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33 points

Now that you’re 30 it’s time to fully embrace the cringe. Be free.

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21 points

India did one thing right when we banned tiktok few years back.

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71 points

The kid probably gets a kick out of making the whole class stay. Punishment needs to exclude them, like that’s the very nature of punishment.

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From what I understand from my experience, the philosophy is that by pissing off the other kids they will call out the shitty kid when they act out.

Of course, this has never worked a single time in human history, but schools keep fucking doing it for some reason.

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It doesn’t work because bullying is punished by the school. How are they supposed to teach their peers valuable lessons. /s

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You use /s but that is the double standard I always thought of. That and how it seemed odd that they wanted us to be responsible for babysitting each other.

Sorry this has got me a little heated bc this kinda shit happened to me all the time in school and it sucks to know it’s still an issue.

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I’m autistic, so grain of salt, but I’ve been specifically advised to do something that feels like bullying to me by someone with a degree early child development. I think the difference is that I’m unlikely to take it too far, but maybe they were just a radical and I absolutely should not be doing this. What do you guys think:

After a 3-5 year old kid goes to the bathroom, ask if they washed their hands, and if they say no, you make a grossed out face and say “eeeewww, that’s dirty. You need to do that before we can play together.”

It’s obviously a more constructive type of “bullying” than is standard, and you’re supposed to pair it with exaggerated relief and excitement to play as soon as they’ve washed their hands, so the last impression in the kid’s head isn’t rejection, but it still feels mildly iffy to me. I’m fucking terrible with kids though, so I don’t trust my own instincts.

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26 points

It works in military settings, where you are expected to work as you team and keep an eye on your colleagues. Not so much in a school.

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26 points

You’re also talking about about people who are at least legally adults. 18 is a low bar until you compare it to 10.

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Oh, it works… It turns the group against the kid. They may or may not attempt to police the behavior, but they won’t do it effectively. They will resent the kid though

And isolated kids are famous for being obedient

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Well… that’s not the worst thing that happened to a class yesterday…

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