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Bitch, you came from an emerald mine, walkin’ the streets with gems in your pockets. Shut the fuck up.

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🎶 People say he’s crazy

He’s got emeralds on the soles of his shoes 🎶

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ta na na na

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Oh no, I think Elon downvoted you.

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I too lived on a dollar or less a day before becoming the lower middle class person I am today. It’s easy when your parents buy everything for you and you don’t have expenses.

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Came here to say this. It’s also remarkably easy to mooch off extended family, friends, even strangers. People usually feed their couch-surfer guests as well, who knew?

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The headline should read “Guy routinely talking out of his ass is talking out of his ass”.

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Grade A delusional thinking.

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Yea but this is grade A in the same way that school lunch ketchup is grade A.

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I completely believe that he was making 1$ a day at some point, he’s just neglected to talk about the 20 million he had in the bank from daddy.

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or the other thousands of dollars he also made acquired that day

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Probably also ignoring his college dorm, tuition fees, and probably cafeteria fees.

There is no way you can “buy in bluk” when you have 1 dollar a day, as described in the article. You can barely get one orange per-day. Not to mention, there will be no way to reach a whole-sale store in the U.S., since you cannot afford any transportation, public or private, with 1 dollar.

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