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“Keep it up, you’re an example for everyone, for all the countries that maybe, and this might sound funny, (where) these families prefer to have a cat or a little dog instead of a child,” he added, turning to Widodo with a chuckle.

You’re being weird af and you’re completely out of fucking touch, old man, much like a couchfucker over here I happen to know of.

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Not us, we have TWO cats!

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We have 3 cats, and unintentionally, they are all long haired cats. They were the ones that picked us, and we weren’t about to tell them they were wrong and adopt a different cat because of their hair length.

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Has he been hanging out with JD Vance?

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Theres a common excuse for the Pope’s absurdity that “he is making a calculated effort to piss off literally everyone.”

Evangelicals like Vance hate him.

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Vance is Catholic.

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probably would have gotten himself excommunicated like that archbishop did, if only he could get off the damn couch.

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What a weird man.

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Could that because when people fuck there is zero chance they wind up making a cat?

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Fewer kids means the nuns are gonna be in bigger danger from the priests.

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