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Changing stuff and seeing what happens. If you change two things the universe will let the problem be fixed, because that leaves you uncertain which thing fixed the problem.

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The ol Heisenburg’s Uncertainty fix

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The guy who wrote this is gone

I’ve gotten about 1,000 alert emails in the last 8 hours because of this

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The trick is to be the guy who is gone

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Guys who are here hate this one trick!

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I retired about a year ago, so the left-most book on the middle row is about me.

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That one is my aspiration too. Is retirement as great as it seems?

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I’m enjoying it a lot so far. I haven’t missed working at all.

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congrats wisened/enrichend early retirement one.

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I have a mention in forward with a note being “the only documention left was a series of desperate sounding emails that the documentation was still on the now quarenteened work computers and something about a README”

THIS HAS HAPPENED TWICE TO ME, like I appreciate my bosses and PMs being chill and not wanting to overwork me on my way out but seriously guys I needed to hand this off to someone and put it somewhere. shrug

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I asked people to take handover for a full month before I left and nobody cared. On my last day they kept asking if they could call me with questions. I said only if they had their credit cards ready because I wasn’t going to work for free.

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100% like can you message me? Sure. Will I help or hell respond? Probally not tbh. Work, chores, and hobbies keep me busy enough.

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blaming the user, it’s not necessarily their fault, but gaslighting worked for Apple so why can’t it work for me.

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