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SWEET JESUS!

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*turns phone upsidedown*

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I recently got to experience this glorious moment, and I feel this is the appropriate post to share it in.

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As did I a couple years ago, I had to pull over and send it to the wife.

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…i, too, had to text-message my coworker…

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Ive got a spare tube of Armor All wipes you can have…

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Porn 321 boobs

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In all the years I’ve had this car, I never even noticed that. Thank you, I’ll never be able to unsee it now!

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You hit 80,000 miles in what appears to be a ~20 year old GM (my '03 S10 has a similar gauge cluster with the same odometer/gear display) “a couple years ago?”

Edit: Yeah that’s the instrument cluster from an '00 to '05 Chevrolet Impala.

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It’s an '05 Monte Carlo, but damn good call!

It was my grandfather’s car for much of its life. He only ever really drove it like a mile at a time before he was no longer able to drive. When he passed away a few years ago, I got it. For being a car that survived Sandy and sitting in several feet of salt water, it has held up astoundingly well. At the time, all it needed was an electrical harness replacement. Since I got it, other than tires, brakes, and routine maintenance since, I’ve only just had to replace the exhaust line last year. It’s been a damn good car, and I plan to keep it as long as I can!

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26 points

It couldn’t have been just a touch warmer, could it?

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Niice.

I just looked and I’ve got 593kms until I clock over to 80085.

I will try not to miss it, but there is a solid chance I’ll look at 80086.

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Why even lock it if the code is on the door?

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To keep people from accidentally walking in?

You won’t mistake it for a closet if you have to enter a code to get in.

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“Sorry, I didn’t know this room was in use! I typed 8008 on the keypad because it spells boob. I like boobs…”

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Probably no way of leaving it unlocked, and a sign can be taken down

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I’ve seen these before, I can confirm it’s real

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but, are you real?

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Negative, I am a meat popsicle

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l i c k

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Pumping room? You mean the closet with the free yummy milk?

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