0 points
“squirt”
1 point
2 points
Why would you put a pea in her bed to begin with
9 points
A fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen about a princess who is tested by a pea under twenty mattresses.
1 point
17 points
“…and why does that piss smell like linguini?”
9 points
Peach is lucky they try The Princess And The Pea and not The Sleeping Beauty.
-9 points
Peach is lucky they try The Princess And The Pea and not The Sleeping Beauty.
Prompt: Princess Peach from Super Mario Bros. The Princess And The Pea. Not The Sleeping Beauty.
Result:
15 points
1 point