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Startup Says It'll Use Huge Space Mirror to Sell Sunlight During Nighttime(futurism.com)

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MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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Agent641@lemmy.world
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My startup is going to rent sunlight interceptors that block the extra sunlight sattelite beams that your neighbour rented and what is keeping you awake all night.

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borth@sh.itjust.works
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🤣🤣 literally the only reaction to this!!

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CO5MO ✨@midwest.social
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Did this dude get VC $ by presenting The Simpsons “Who Shot Mr. Burns?” wtfff is this nonsense 🙄

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Lookorex@lemm.ee
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WERNSTROM!!!

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Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works
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Like stealing candy from a baby…

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mPony@lemmy.world
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Startup says it wants some more cocaine and wants to know if you know anyone with some more cocaine because some more cocaine would be fuckin’ great right now holy shit

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Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works
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I could do a bump, ya know, if you got a little extra.

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gaiussabinus@lemmy.world
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It’s a grift. They came to steal VC money.

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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Chozo@fedia.io
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This gives me a great idea for a new startup! I’m going to put a giant mirror in space, and you’ll need to pay me to turn OFF the sunlight at night.

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symthetics@lemmy.world
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The people behind that startup are in tears strangling each other wishing they thought of this.

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