I just took this reaction speed test and it turns out I’m pretty significantly under the median reaction time. Assuming the results are accurate I think this means I’m an extreme reactionary. I’m sorry to let you all down. I think you might need to ban me now

I’d encourage each of you to take the test too to make sure you aren’t a reactionary. Self test so that we can truly weed out all of Hexbear’s reactionaries once and for all.

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link to the reactionary test

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The real reactionary thing about this is using red and green for the test, making it more difficult for people with the most common forms of color blindness

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12 points

This is a seriously infamous bit

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It’s okay, just get out of your chair and revolve quickly a billion times.

It’ll make you a bit dizzy, but you can be a revolutionary again.

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I did this and now I vommed my beanis all over the floor

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10 points

“Nobody move! There’s beanis on the floor!”

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–J.V. Stalin: Dizzy with Success

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12 points

Holy shit.

You need to either become a counter-strike god, an old timey gunslinger, or literally a cat. These are the best career options for you.

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7 points

I’m already really good at CS how did you know

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looks like the ptsd wasnt for nothing. im old as fuck btw and doing it on an old laptop

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i did a couple more and im pretty consistently below 170. all im getting is i shouldve been killing people in pistol duels in my younger days

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ok i did like 100 more cause i was bored and this was my best result

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7 points

I love this for you

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