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Don’t forget automatically killing orphans
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“how to kill orphaned children in Java”
what do you mean Java is also the name of an island
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Java (pronounced jay-va) is also the name of a town near me in Western NY.
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Dont ignore ‘Simple Children’
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Playground zone signs where I live often read “slow children playing”. It’s supposed to be “slow (children playing)” but I always get a kick out of reading it as “(slow children) playing”.
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I actually got flagged on reddit for a joke comment I made with a 3 liner code block that had something like thread.kill()
It thought I was promoting violence lol
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