Computer - LOG OUT! (by raph_comic and dogmo comics)

Restart the computer ;)

It’s pretty simple:

Spam the escape key a bit
Then do shift + ;
when you’re in command mode, do the following
q! to forcibly quit
wq! to forcibly write your changes and quit

Simple!-ish

Not to be pedantic, but it’s not shift+; it’s :, which may be somewhere else depending on your keyboard. For example on (german?) Quertz that’s shift+.

This is true, but since I already used “:” to indicate an upcoming list, I wanted to be deliberately clear that I was referring to the key, and not suggesting another list.

Why would you want to do that? Vim is efficiency. Without vim, you’re wasting your life.

I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I’m talking about?

Vim actually feels quite natural to people who use vim.

Exactly. What OP should do is never close vim. You don’t need to close it.

A surprised emoticon with a cigar hanging out of its mouth isn’t particularly helpful.

All vim commands are emoticons

You just discarded all of your changes.

Yeah, because it all got trashed from the previous keyboard mashing.

Press ‘Esc’, and then ‘ZZ’

What if I am not sleepy?

Simply spend a couple hours configuring vim

opening vim is like entering purgatory

For the longest time I thought that answer was Ctrl-Z

Same here in the beginning I used

Ctrl-z

kill %1

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When he logs out the NPCs around him only then realise they might be NPCs and start freaking out, hoping that they too can log out. Because if they can’t then they’re not real…

Of course as soon as i start watching jujutsu kaisen i start seeing references/memes from it, not that i’m complaining that show is fuckin great lmao

That’s why in Star Trek the holographic NPCs were programmed to not find this odd. Same when the program took place on Earth in the 20th century, they saw alien species like Klingons as humans.

Fairhaven started to notice. Almost burnt Harry and Tom at the stake.

Do you see any people around who seem to have unlocked the infinite money cheat?

Bezos, and Gates come to mind

Btw, i broke Windows yesterday and shutdown doesn’t work anymore.

Send help.

I’m surprised no one has said “use linux instead” already.

I do. But i got a Gaming PC for the TV and finally want to play the games who never worked with proton.

I was just joking, use whatever you want haha

The comment is trivial and left as an exercise for the reader.

Did you kill lsass.exe? I did that and it took away power options. It did restart after a minute.

Sasser taught me that killing lsass causes reboots.

Watching that go around a room full of computers was a blast.

Have you tried holding down the power button? Most models automatically kill the power of you hold it down for something like 5 or 10 seconds.

Give it the old “one finger salute” (hold down the power button until it dies)

when the power button menu just says “no power options available”?

same

No, power button and everything is here but don’t work. Same as the shutdown command.

Try “SFC /Scanner” in cmd, it should fix it.

What did you do before that happened?

Installing Windows, removing edge & cortana & onedrive.

removing edge & cortana & onedrive.

Madlad!
But just install Linux at that point, mate

Is the joke that the universe is a simulation and we are like users or something like that? Or at least the guy that managed to log out from the universe.

He was the only player, the rest of them are NPCs.

They became sentient after he logged out

They became sentient as he logs out

Virtue is only virtue in extremis.

VIRTUE IS ONLY VIRTUE IN EXTREMIS.

Down-voters not getting the reference… Real Reddit moment here.

I upvoted without getting it! What kind of moment is it?

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