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Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet(lemm.ee)

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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/41811290

I think the use of this meme format already counts as one

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paddirn@lemmy.world
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Hello fellow Net-heads. My name is Wilbur Arnofsen, I live on 326 Cherry Lane in Sansquata, Michigan, very pleased to meet you all. I’ve heard great things about the information super highway, but I’ve also heard their may be some… problematic things, things like p**nography. Does anybody know the worst sites that I should be on the lookout for to block my kids from looking at those?

Thanks, Wilbur Arnofsen III

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SendPicsofSandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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how did you do that?

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HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world
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hunter2

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Prok@lemmy.world
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What did you type? All I see are asterisks

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henfredemars@infosec.pub
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Fuck I’m old.

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HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world
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I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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257m@sh.itjust.works
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As a young person, who only learned about IRC a couple years ago. I am amazed that people still remember this single bash.org quote so well.

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xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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What is the first word you typed? I only see **** I’m old

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radicalautonomy@lemmy.world
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WELCOME TO RADICAL AUTONOMY’S WEBSITE!

This is soon going to be a great website all about me! Click here to see pictures of me and my friends!

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ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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A lot of friends have been asking me to fill this out. Delete the answers and repost yours!

What’s Your Name? Samantha but my friends call me sam love my girls you know who you are!!!

What’s your favorite kind of music? i listen to everything except rap and country

Who’s your best friend? bree or sarah <3 <3 <3

What’s your favorite band? good charlotte

Do you like anyone? maybeeeeeee loll ;)

When is the last time you saw your crush? in study hall today LOL!

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Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
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Sammy over here listening to death metal

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