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Sibling stuff is a fun intersection of I would give you a vital organ at risk of my own life and there will always be a risk I might pee on your face if I think it would be funny enough

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The best way to handle this is to have one person handle the splitting, and the other person gets to pick which one they want. Then the person splitting things tries their best to make them as even as possible.

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Same thing we used to do with drugs.

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“One breaks, one takes”

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yep. u split I pick. then the argument is over who splits :)

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this is also how we would divide pills & bags when i was using

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Tried that when my brother and I were kids. We’d end up arguing about whose turn it was to do the splitting 😄

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and what, i hear you say, does one do if there are three siblings?

numberphile has gotchu, fam.

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Yep. That’s the best solution!

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This image is actually showing a complete lack of trust.

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right. so “trust level”.

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