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This would be hilarious.

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You can even say “Sometimes it feels like you do not even know me at all!” In the sessions

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60 points

show up with a different date to each session and act like it’s the same person

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“I don’t know, you changed so much it feels like you aren’t even the person I started dating last week long ago”

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22 points

“He doesn’t even remember our anniversary.”

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10 points

“She doesn’t remember it either!”

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7 points

I don’t even know what we’re doing here. What was your name again?

Does this feel like a joke to you?

We’re wasting all of our time right now.

… idk how long I could last, honestly.

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1 point

Following up with an “You’re right, I don’t know you”

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Why would this be hilarious?

Lives in Perth
12 kilometres away

About me
19

My Interests
Coffee Travel Dog lover Volunteering Cooking

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83 points

The therapist would probably care little, you are still paying them. Maybe they would even try to see how long it takes you to notice that they already know and just doing it because they keep getting money

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As a therapist, I would immediately notice, but would instead use the opportunity to work through their need for attention from strangers and why they use pranks and humor to hide their true emotions. They’re still paying me to help them, so I would. “Why do you feel like you need the excuse of a third person to dare going to therapy?”

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2 points

Maybe they just thought it would be funny

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2 points

Internet points.

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37 points

Well it is an expensive date/hobby

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8 points

Couples therapy in my area would easily cost about $150/hr.

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Cheaper than dinner at a fancy restaurant.

Edit: schedule date. Meet at coffee shop. Book a 1 hr appt. Spend the hour. Hit a bar with date to laugh/cry over drinks.

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per person, or total?

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39 points

“I don’t even know you. You’re not the man I married 5 years ago.”

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37 points

Has there been an increase in useless circles lately?

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I’m a bit sick of how there are only like 9 bios in all the dating apps. This one is number 6. No creativity, no information about yourself, just copy something funny you saw somewhere.

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