92 points

Meanwhile, Jenny’s out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover…

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Also is the alfredo brought out hot or cold? Jenny where are you!!!

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22 points

you start stomping through the kitchen, looking for your server

“Sir, you can’t come back here!”

“I HAVE TO FIND JENNAY!!”

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8 points

A few hours later:

“No, this is not Jenny, Sir.”

“Sir‽”

“Sir, now please let go of Ms. Understood and come out with your hands in the air!”

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2 points

Ha! This made me laugh out loud. Nice.

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It drives me crazy when they drop the food off and then come back like 30 seconds later and ask how it is. I don’t know, man! I haven’t even tasted it yet. Look at my plate. Does it look like I know how it is?

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1 point

Or how about interrupting your conversation (if you can hear above the loud music)?

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33 points

This maybe a joke here, but if you have been in a cruise, you know how good it feels to get to your table and the server is already bringing you choice of beverage and maybe even the appetizer you always order.

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8 points

Jenny, how predictable do you think I am? It’s cider this time. Take it back!

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Well Jenny has no idea you need more tea. Now. Not when you are almost finished eating. I don’t want a to-go tea, I want tea refreshed while I’m eating. I also don’t want an entirely new glass of tea, I want my current glass refilled with tea AND ice. Don’t bring me iced tea without ice. That is all. 🫤

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One time one of the cooks at the BK I go to for lunch a lot recognized an error the person at the counter had made on my order. It made me happy that someone gave enough of a shit about me to remember my order but also made me think I’m probably going too often.

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Jenny should have put pivot positions on her orders before heading off to break.

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7 points

if you wanna feel special go to a higher end restaurant where they don’t “auction” food. But even they use food runners. This actually lets the waiter give you more personal time ya dummy.

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I did feel very special at a high end restaurant, until the bill came. Then I realized I’m not rich enough to feel special more than once every couple of years.

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That was me a few weeks ago celebrating a personal achievement with my family. The waitress was great though, I prefer not fancy places it seems. Steaks were good the bill was the price of an adequate graphics card.

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Therein lies the rub. There are places that give you most of the experience without needing to donate your first born but they’re becoming scarce.

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