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America’s favourite pastime is committing war crimes and invading other countries.

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And dismantling public transit!

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And overthrowing publicly elected governments. We even brought it home with us. USA USA USA!!!

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England here, we invented this shit, sit down

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You English win this game. Easily 🤣

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Don’t knock it until you try it.

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The generational trauma and setting back of human progress by decades just adds a delicate spice to geopolitics that America absolutely adores.

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3 points

Well, contrary to popular belief, all those orphans everyone loves so much don’t create themselves!

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That depends, is the trolley sitting over massive oil reserves?

If so, yes, the ground underneath that train looks like it needs some freedumb so we can pillage the resources exclusively to benefit Western Oligarchs “benefit the region with mutually beneficial free trade agreements.” 🔥🚃😵😵😵🔥 🔫🇺🇸🤑💰

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Fun little math fact: trolleys are commutative, so if you explode a second trolley, you’ve double-protected American interests.

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Max american interests is reached at TROLLEY = 0

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Yea, but if we don’t keep destroying other countries, they might get ahead of us!

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I believe that ship has sailed. Unless of course you’re taking about school shootings, maternal mortality rates, etc etc

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I drone strike the drone.

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I trolley strike the drone.

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6 points

My interceptor drone intercepts your interceptor drone.

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