32 points
*Rafael Cruz. Remember to use his birth name like Zeus intended.
29 points
I can’t believe I’m represented by Ted fled Cruz. I’m voting Collin for sure.
20 points
I’ve voted against that asshat every single time he’s been up… one of these days I’ll smile when he goes away.
8 points
12 points
Best of luck. I can only watch and wonder how your state keeps… doing that.
15 points
8 points
3 points
3 points
17 points
Someone said “eating pussy” and they got confused because Conservative men have no concept of doing something for the benefit of someone else.
3 points
14 points
7 points
7 points
10 points
“The left are lonely cat people. Let’s say immigrants are eating pets.”
-Don Jr after 10 lines of blow