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Humanity truly is a species built on community and mutual support.

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the universal human experience.

explosive diarrhea

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explosive diarrhea

The great equalizer.

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The Shit Fairy exists.

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Lives on the Arabian peninsula apperently

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Shit Djinn

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Why are most people taking enormous shits in greentexts?

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Most greentexts are fake, or as some say… full of shit.

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a very similar thing happened to me at a music festival in Mexico

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