6 points

Got me laughing my ass off in class

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Headline reminds me of the Uvalde cops trying to stop the mom from going in to rescue her kids while they sat scared,

“Ma’am, ma’am! Leave them alone so I can not go in to rescue them, ma’am!!!”

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Uvalde was certainly a clusterfuck, but the “cops scared” narrative isn’t quite the truth, much more to it.

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/documentary/inside-the-uvalde-response/

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3 points

Don’t just link dump without context of your claim please. Say what you mean to say, and then people can decide if they want to invest time to watch your linked video.

“Isn’t quite” is vague, what do you mean exactly?

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At some point you also got to take the time to really dive into the subject you’re talking about though :(

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14 points

Was he going to shoot the dogs or the immigrants?

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3 points

And their neighbor just because.

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4 points

Whichever one made the 911 call

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20 points

Yes

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5 points

Not-the-onion, huh?

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8 points

cop: Who do I shoot?

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