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Anon is irresistible(sh.itjust.works)

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henfredemars@infosec.pub
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Is 0:0 a good K/D ratio?

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BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works
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Canā€™t divide by zero, so itā€™s undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin

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This is finešŸ”„šŸ¶ā˜•šŸ”„@lemmy.world
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Chargin

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Thassodar@lemm.ee
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MahLazer?

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drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
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con sidering the average person only ever gets 0:1 iā€™d say thatā€™s pretty good.

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idunnololz@lemmy.world
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Ok hear me out. You never ask out a woman, but you help a friend out by wingmaning for them. This gets you one assist. Now you are 0/0/1 which is an infinite KDA.

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This is finešŸ”„šŸ¶ā˜•šŸ”„@lemmy.world
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The only winning move is not to play

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Liome@pawb.social
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ā€œYou loose 100% of the shots you donā€™t takeā€
Checkmate.

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BatrickPateman@lemmy.world
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I think ā€œmissā€ instead of ā€œlooseā€ works better here, but yeah.

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Zoot@reddthat.com
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Hell, even just the correct spelling of ā€œLoseā€ would work better than ā€œlooseā€

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Mango@lemmy.world
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And if I do not have the objective of making shots?

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beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone
15 points

If youā€™re specific and pedantic enough you can be the best at anything

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KellysNokia@lemmy.world
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Guinness Book of World Records would like to know your location

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KellysNokia@lemmy.world
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When I was in school I asked my first crush if she wanted to go out with me and she said yes.

It was at that moment I realized I had no idea what I was actually doing and never did it again.

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