115 points

This particular stopped clock just happens to be opportunistic.

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Or maybe she meant “I agree, but don’t post that where EVERYONE can read it!”

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46 points

Yeah, somehow I expect the “Jews have space lasers they use to start forest fires” lady aint a paragon of virtue here.

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the White House will smell like curry

Like, the whole building? The entire 55000 square foot structure including meeting rooms, studios, gardens, sex dungeons, document store rooms, janitor’s closets, tailor suites, all of it?

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Kinda sounds awesome, not gonna lie. Who doesn’t like the smell of curry?

Unrelated, you’re a dick - I spent a good minute or so wondering when we started federating with Threads.

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4 points

But look, there is gullible written in his user ID!

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2 points

I checked, fully expecting it to be a joke lol

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25 points

The moment Kamala enters the white house, a 400 foot energy field envelops the entire building. Normal people would be shocked, perhaps even a little afraid, but this is Washington. A curious bystander sniffs the air outside. My god. It’s curry.

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15 points

The staff can play “is it curry” when everything in the white house is transmuted into curry

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14 points

Tell me more about these sex dungeons in White House

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5 points

They connect to pizza restaurant basements where Hillary Clinton traffics children.

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28 points

Wow, not american but i’ve heard so much shit on MTG, and to think even MTG and MAGA trying to hit the brake, am surprised.

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The thing about the far right is it tends to get out of control and ends up eating its own. Politicians give it momentum and by the time they want to put the brakes on, it’s no longer theirs to stop.

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2 points

It’s the political extremism ouroboros - any political ideology that is based upon hate inevitably ends up eating itself as they need to keep inventing things to hate and eventually turn inwards. I love to see it.

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21 points

Probably trying to do damage control after the debate. She’s a pawn for don cheeto, nothing more.

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9 points

Yeah, seeing trump trying to distance himself from project 2025, kinda telling they’re now changing their non-existing facade.

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2 points

I’m pretty sure this is exactly it. If Trump were killing it to the point they knew no matter what he would win she more than likely wouldn’t have said anything.

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1 point

I know a guy called Bob who bought a monkey, from the FreeAds, back in the early eighties…

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15 points

Frantic incoherent racism doesn’t represent MAGA, ma’am? We are left wondering. We are quite deprived of mundane reality.

Does it represent the demonic pact our country’s most credulous goons have made with its most depraved billionaires?

Does it represent an entire nation haunted by Andrew Johnson’s cursed spirit, kept from rest by the failed reconstruction?

Once you have eliminated the only credible possibility, madam, all that is left is melodramatic phantasmagoria.

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What’s wrong with your house smelling like curry? It’s delicious. Better than smelling of hamberders and old man farts.

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He only thought it was a fart. Not the first time for this error.

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Yeah, I can’t even begin to imagine the smells Biden had to deal with right after moving in.

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5 points

People are saying they had to use an industrial autoclave any of the furniture they didn’t toss because of Donald’s diaper leaks.

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10 points

I love the smell of good food when I’m hungry, not so much when I’m not.

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5 points

Well the tweet is racist, but I don’t want my house to smell like anything aside from when food is being served.

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11 points

Oh man I forgot about this too…

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Ha those tiny hands…

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6 points

Seriously, if Trump isn’t the biggest argument against American exceptionalism, I don’t know what is. The fact that anybody could call the US “the greatest nation on Earth” after he was president is absurd.

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