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Very binary, much wow.

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With quantum computers you can become a god that doesn’t know what it’s doing. 😃

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You don’t need quantum computers for that.

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This tracks with my assessment of the two likely personalities of software engineers, either narcissistic or anxious with imposter syndrome.

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Both at once all the time ?

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Not at the same time, but in alternation, sure. It’s all reactions to underlying shame and inadequacy beliefs/feelings which are there all the time I expect.

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I disagree: as a Bachus of Programming I have successfully managed to at the same time both be a God of Programming AND having no clue what’s going on.

(The real joke behind the joke is that today I’m doing Shader programming so that’s quite close to reality and I could definitelly do with large amounts of wine or at least beer).

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Here too the Schrödinger’s equations apply: a programmer’s state during coding is a superposition of both of these states until actually trying to run the code, at which point it collapses into one of the two states.

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I’m pretty firmly in the second category only. I have had the first a few times, but when whatever thing you were so stoked about inevitably fries or fails a few weeks in, you quickly learn to stop doing #1 altogether.

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s/“a god”/“finished for the day”

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It do be like that

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