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โ€œIโ€™d like to teach the world to swim,
Oh shit, was that a shark?โ€

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teach the world to swim

Just look at this picture, all the water around the world. It is swimming already, isnโ€™t it?

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The Coke commercial was the first thing that came to mind even after all these years. I never knew as a kid I was watching a mass murder/suicide.

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What? Did I miss something?

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Did you know that if you took every elephant on earth and stacked them up to the moon, they would all pretty much die?

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Did you know that a blue whales carotid artery is so large that a small child could swim through them, but neither the whale nor the child would enjoy that.

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Fun fact. If you took every dodgy, corrupt politician and lined them up end-to-end in spaceโ€ฆ you should probably just leave them there.

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Did you know that if you took a blue whale and laid it lengthwise across a basketball court, the game would be canceled?

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Would they though? Surely the people on land could hold the weight.

Maybe not across the Pacific, Atlantic maybe. Just fashion a human suspension bridge.

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If every human held hands around the equator, it would make a very long line.

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If 8 billion people hold hands and every person would take up 1.3m, the line would go around the equator 250 times. About 6 billion would drown.

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Solving climate change.

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True. Still: how much would the sea level rise?

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Only if all the billionaires and 1% top polluters are the ones who die

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No, a line is when there are people waiting in front of you, not when theyโ€™re beside you holding your hand.

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True, Captain Obvious

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