210 points

I leave on time, how is that an insult? I’d be much more insulted if someone asked me to work for them for free. That’s what unpaid overtime is.

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I think they meant the “finance guy” insulted the whole “race” of “developers”, but otherwise they agree.

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73 points

It’s a compliment. You’re skilled and valuable enough that the company won’t dare to give you any bullshit for leaving on time.

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53 points

“Quiet quitting” 😂

Because yeah, you only do the job they pay you for, how dare you!

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23 points

I think “quiet quitting” is just the white collar equivalent to the more blue collar “nobody wants to work anymore!”

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5 points

Today I sat down at the computer around 8:30, had lunch around 10:55 - 12:00, then at 13:00 - 14:30 I went for a walk with my wife and 6 month old son to feed ducks which he absolutely loved, and I stopped working at 16:10. Adding all that together should equal to… I don’t care. The company who bought us and ruined everything had a 1.5 hrs townhall yesterday with 880 attendees, equating to some €30k lost in man power.

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30 points

What? No! I leave at 6pm. (But start at 2)

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37 points

You sure it isn’t the finance and management guys leaving at 4pm and earlier while developers are expected to work past hours and even at home?

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20 points

Don’t forget Sales people too. At my company they frequently schedule fun activities right in the middle of the day.

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21 points

Not everyone has a coke budget 😞

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“Sorry we don’t live our lives for the opportunity to destroy ourselves for senpai company owner like you.”

My supervisor doesn’t know how to maintain what I build, despite me attempting to show her. At this point, we openly pity each other, her because I have no desire to do more than what my job entails, take the paycheck, and leave to go live my life, and I because she proudly has no life to go home to because she spends 12 hours a day plus here acting like Jesus on the cross for the greedy, indifferent owner.

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