6 points
wait, isn’t this just the plot of the Aristocats?
9 points
The least believable part about this is boomers leaving behind money at all. If they’re anything like the boomers I’m biologically related to, they brag about intending to “live it up” and “leave nothing behind but a beautiful corpse.”
2 points
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So then I told the old man “Sir, your card was declined”, and he just fucking died right there on the spot with a huge grin on his face.
2 points
10 points
I’m down for making a dog richer than our richest billionaires.
1 point
Hm, maybe I should buy stocks in dog fashion afterall…
25 points
When I said I support the fake immigrants eating dogs, this is the dog I meant.
13 points
