Had to be done.
Counterpoint:
One of them has war paint, the other got drenched while changing the car’s oil
To be clear, both will drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you though.
I’m pretty sure the thing on the left is a Wolverine. There are definitely badgers in North America that look a lot like the one on the right.
But what about the Honey Badger?