Was Marx a sigma
23 points
You’ve got it backwards. Engels wore the cock cage, and Marx had the key. Engels had to pay for access to the key. Everyone knows Marx and Engels were in a findom situationship
16 points
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Yes. It’s actually a foundational aspect of Marxism that most people don’t know about because they don’t read theory.
14 points
No way Marx was fucking hot babes all day, women were like “oh Mr. Marx please get me preggers” and he was like “whoa easy babe, one at a time, I need rest in between!”
Nah, that takes too much discipline. Marx was a bit too much of a disaster.
8 points
7 points
He wanted to, but it irritated his pp carbuncles.
