She asked me if I’d still lover her if she turned i to a tree. I asked if she’d leaf me for some other tree dude in that situation. She said no, probably not. I said probably not? So there’s a chance? If there’s a chance I’d rather cut you down and turn you i to shelving for my video game collection.

And now she’s mad at me despite me showing her plans of some lovely styles of shelves I’d turn her into. I need you, chapos, to send me girl-friendly shelves because apparently being able to contain over 150 Sega Saturn games isn’t enough for her.

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I don’t think you are allowed to solicit “shelfies” on this platform.

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If I was turned into a tree I’d want a root burrow for critters, a hollow top for birds of prey. Some bat pockets, a bees nest, squirrels. Every creature that dwells in the wood. Like a mini aircraft carrier of wild beasts. Clawing and swooping at meddling bystanders.

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Not letting woodland creatures get all up inside my wife, sicko.

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Once you bring up vidya games its game over for a relationship.

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What if I don’t play them, just collect?

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Hoarding things without use? YTA, and also probably a capitalist roader.

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Everyone has a couple dozen Sega Saturn games. This is hardly hoarding.

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Hmm, interesting. Maybe let her know how much you trust her with your prized possessions.

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YTA, she wouldn’t be able to stop other tree dude from pollinate her and viceversa, you are being tree-phobic

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