45 points
He’s allergic to cats, and cats usually sleep on the couch…
…
…you can see where I’m going with this.
22 points
I’ve never seen so many people just ignore the double entendre of this whole conversation.
4 points
I doubt JD Vance cares about pleasuring women though, so he isn’t interested in eating them out
2 points
20 points
I see we’re doing some better numbers over here in showerthoughts!
6 points
18 points
Of course, we already know he’s an illegal alien from space. He only married his wife because she already had children he could claim were his own. In truth, he sleeps in a separate room with the chaise lounge he’s currently with.
13 points
He hasn’t denied it!
