Who could have known the cop would be a bastard?
I’m going with, FBI raids his hideout in a dingy Harlem apartment. He’s so coked out of his mind he has no idea what’s going on, and he’s surrounded by half-eaten hot wings.
I hope the Covid fucks his heart enough that he just keels over from stress when they politely knock on his door.
During his arrest as he tries to flee the country while dressed as a George Santos alter-ego.
do you remember the video of Eric Adams dancing to atomic dog