When a prizefighter loses a fight, the first words out of his mouth are, “I WANT A REMATCH.” Polls clearly show that I won the Debate against Comrade Kamala Harris, the Democrats’ Radical Left Candidate, on Tuesday night, and she immediately called for a Second Debate. She and Crooked Joe have destroyed our Country, with millions of criminals and mentally deranged people pouring into the USA, totally unchecked and unvetted, and with Inflation bankrupting our Middle Class. Everyone knows this, and all of the other problems caused by Kamala and Joe – It was discussed in great detail during the First Debate with Joe, and the Second Debate with Comrade Harris. She was a no-show at the Fox Debate, and refused to do NBC & CBS. KAMALA SHOULD FOCUS ON WHAT SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE DURING THE LAST ALMOST FOUR YEAR PERIOD. THERE WILL BE NO THIRD DEBATE!

He mad.

192 points

hes finally realised the world is actually laughing at him. its not just an insult people say. Everyone is literally laughing at how stupid and incompetent this weird felon is

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The trailer for the Trump biopic coming out soon has a line that explains a lot. “No matter what happens, claim victory.” (I may be paraphrasing)

Trump obviously took those words to heart, because it is something he lives by. It may actually be the only thing he really believes in.

Trump in all likelihood has known people laugh at him for decades. This isn’t news to him. This is the same strategy he’s always had. No matter what, claim victory. Reality isn’t important. He will keep saying he won, always, no matter what happens.

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32 points

Strong Bad said it best: “It’s like, even when we win, he wins.”

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9 points

Aw, deep cuts what cut deep. 🥹

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With Trump, I think this goes way deeper than a learned strategy to claim victory no matter what. Trump has narcissistic personality disorder, and his brain can’t conceive of a situation where he doesn’t win. At his core are such deep-seated insecurities about himself that the only way his brain can cope with itself is to never show vulnerability by creating a fictional narrative in which he’s the winner all the time. It would be incredibly pathetic if it weren’t so terrifying. Someone like him who wasn’t born into extreme wealth would be lonely and broke right now

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Trump in all likelihood has known people laugh at him for decades

He was even mocked in the comic pages of the newspapers back in the 80s

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the worst thing is his followers don’t know the difference and think he always wins

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ok fine when’s the vp debate that should be fire

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Vance will be weird as fuck. Walz will be folksy and charming.

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Trump’s heart will pop if Vance and Walz get better ratings. So I’m gonna make sure to catch it live

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You don’t wanna catch any of that rotted spew when it does. Stand clear, and have the flamethrower ready to contain the spread.

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25 points

Sounds like a sitcom?

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One and a Half Men

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Where they share an apartment in Des Moines next to a pair of kooky sisters who works as tarot readers?

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Tim Walz wins on all the charms

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i can see Walz very politely ripping him a new asshole.

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Humming like a Mary Tyler Moore version of Dexter? My team.

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Vance comin in hot lookin like Ricky Raccoon up in that beyotch.

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Tuesday October 1st

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  1. Lose Debate
  2. Tantrum <-- we are here
  3. Complain election will be rigged.
  4. Lose election.
  5. Claim election was rigged.
  6. No one cares.
  7. Go to jail.
  8. Become old and frail and irrelevant before Christmas.
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Point 3 has been ongoing since 2015

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It’s the point 6 where I think you might be deadly wrong. I hope you’re not. But they’re a lot more prepared this time, with judges in position to create enough scrutiny to question the election results, long enough to cause a lot of people who care get their beliefs reinforced that the country is lost to cheaters, and are ready to do a lot more than Jan 6.

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Shhh. I’m being optimistic!

Seriously though, I think it depends how convincingly he loses. It’s no secret that’s the game plan, hopefully the dems have some counter measures in place.

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I mean will it matter? If he loses a little it’ll be “rigged to sway a small amount of votes” if he loses by a lot “it’s so rigged they aren’t even trying to make it look close!”

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All I care about is #7.

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Fujimori died today… Fuji who? I rest your case.

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He’s rightfully afraid.

Since he supposedly won the debate I guess he got a ton of donations…

Nope but Harris raised 47 M while his stock price instantly dropped. Hmmm.

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He wanted to debate Biden again. That mean he thinks he lost the first debate against Biden?

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50 points

You cannot “gotcha” Trump or the MAGA crowd.

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“that’s not what he meant” from the guys who brought us who “tells it like it is”

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… but it is was sarcasm, clearly

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